For anybody that can use one.
This one's geared towards the depressed ones.
I put it together like a form letter, select what works best for you.

Generic Pep Talk V1.2

Dear [name].

I heard you were [a little down in the dumps/thrown to the shitter/feeling off-balanced/a professional sports team fan/other] and could use a little pick me up.
Let it be known. I feel ya. We've all been there before.
I mean [job layoff/foreclosure/bankruptcy/crazy exes/having no purpose in life/dealing with constant pain/loss of loved ones/addiction/being a Raiders fan/being rejected/other] is rough.
That's just the way life is sometimes.
But I'm not gonna be trite an' say things happen for a reason.
Even if they did, I'm tired of hearing that an' I'm sure you are.
To me, it's all about perspective.
There are great things in your life that you've probably lost sight off because of [job layoff/foreclosure/bankruptcy/crazy ex's/having no purpose in life/constant pain/loss of loved ones/addiction/being a Raiders fan/being rejected/other].
Which is a natural thing that should bring no shame.

Shoot!
At least you [haven't lost a limb in a horrific accident/got rid of both appendages cleanly/have other body parts intact]. Right?

Buck up!
Be a [man/woman]! Do the Right thing!
Support [vampire/werewolf/zombie/mummy] romance!
Go get 'em tiger!
They're grrrrrReat!
You can do it! We're (not)counting on you!
Do a barrel roll!
There's always cake.
Knowing is half the battle.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
My balls itch.
Double rainbow. So intense.
The cake is a lie.
This is Sparta!
Glory! Take it! It's yours!
Freeeedooooooom!!!
Are you not entertained?!
I am Spartacus.
*war cry*
*rooster call*
Saaanntaaaa!!!
There are FOUR lights!!!
There's light at the end of the tunnel.
I''ll leave a light on for you.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
The power is yours.
Hoo hah!
There can be only one.
You're not last.
Ni!
That'll do pig.
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch.
Just keep swimming.
Hakuna Matata.
I love lamp.
I know Kung Fu,
You're a God and I am not.
Friends forever. Friends until the end.
Scotty doesn't know.
Feel the rhythm. Feel the vibe. Get on up. It's bobsled time. Cool Runnings!
That's what she said.

Am I right?
Didn't even have to mention Candle Jack. Cuz we all know wha-

I've just noticed that September has consistently been a low point for me for each of the past three years.
Here's to hoping it's different next year.

Today's post is a semi-filler post while I continue to organize my life into a happy medium that I can be comfortable with.
I'm not a fan of unleashing bitter sarcasm or snapping at people.
It's not the standard affair people are used to.

Traveling back to Newton Faulkner's Hand Built by Robots.
It's just a consistently wonderful album for me.
What brought me to his attention was his guitar playing ability.
Add in great arrangement, melodies, an' writing, you've got yourself an album that I'm consistently listening to from beginning to end.

Newton Faulkner - Uncomfortably Slow

Traveling again
I know exactly how it's gonna end
The routine day dream starts as I get off
I'm holding up the queue
Because my ticket won't go through
I know it should be simple but it's not

So don't take my photograph
Cos I don't wanna know how it looks
To feel like this
As cars and people pass
It feels like standing still but I know
I'm just moving uncomfortably slow

Something's gotta change
I know I'm lucky in a lot of ways
So why do I want more
Than what I have?
Brace myself to hear the lies
I wonder if they know that I
Don't get the jokes but I just
Need to laugh

So don't take my photograph
Cos I don't wanna know how it looks
To feel like this
As cars and people pass
It feels like standing still but I know
I'm just moving uncomfortably slow

I'm just moving uncomfortably
Slow down
There's infinite detail
When you break it down
It all becomes simple how
It all becomes clearer now

So don't take my photograph
Cos I don't wanna know how it looks
To feel like this
As cars and people pass
It feels like standing still but I know
I'm just moving sub-consciously
One day I guess I'll be
The man that you think you see
I'm just moving uncomfortably
Slow.

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Song captures my mood the past week or so perfectly.
Frustrations an' stress of life.
Along with interpersonal relationships.
Find myself on a see saw with an incredible person.
Or more like a beautiful waltz where all we do is dance around each other.

On a positive: it has inspired a few pieces from me.
Will I ever get around to posting them?
Who knows?

Do you ever just feel like people are only window shopping for personality in the dating scene?